How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

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How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.