How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D