What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

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What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?

A pig pig.

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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?

A dumb bunny.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !