What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

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Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !