Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

What joke did drake get when talking to diddy?

The punchline

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

What's Pink and Hard???

A Pig with a Flip Knife.