What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

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What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

How do blonde brain cells die?

Alone.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

A stagnation

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.