What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

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What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

What is WILL.I.AM going to be called after he dies?

WILL.I.WAS

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What do you call a women who cant draw?

Trace

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

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What do you call it when you're run over by a German?

Hunover.

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

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What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.