What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

Why shouldnt you ever have an argument with Mbius?

Because theyre always so one sided!