What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

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What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?

No Whey Jose.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

Why shouldnt you ever have an argument with Mbius?

Because theyre always so one sided!

What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.