Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Previous Random Joke Next

B Jokes More B Jokes

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.