Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

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His fall.

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Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

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Because they can't even...

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Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

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Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday