Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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How do you get people to pirate an album?

Release it on TIDAL

How do pirates like their jigsaws?

A: In pieces of eight.

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What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.