What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!