What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

What was special about Three-Eyed Suzie?

She had no legs.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names