What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )