What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

British Jokes More British Jokes

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Ginger Bread Man Jokes More Ginger Bread Man Jokes

What do you call a red-headed baker?

A Ginger-bread man

What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man