Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

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Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

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Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment