Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

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Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

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What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

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How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan