Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

What is the most positive thing in Africa?

HIV

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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.