Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

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Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.