Feline Jokes

What do you call an iron cat?

A FEline.

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What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

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What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

Common Cause Jokes More Common Cause Jokes

What is the most common cause of blindness worldwide?

Love.

What is the most common cause of feline blindness?

Cataracts

Cataract Jokes More Cataract Jokes

What did little Suzy spy with her little eye?

A cataract.

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

Iron Man Jokes More Iron Man Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....