Feline Jokes

What do you call an iron cat?

A FEline.

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What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

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Tavern Jokes More Tavern Jokes

What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*

What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks?

A pro-teen bar

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

What's a cats favorite firearm?

A meowser

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines?

Kit Cat Bar

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

Pounce Jokes More Pounce Jokes

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients