What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

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Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

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How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...