Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do cats chase birds ?

For a lark !

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

Lisa Jokes More Lisa Jokes

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.