What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

What's a virgin's favorite Christmas song?

Single Bells"

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.