What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.