What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does the nationalist sing at Christmas?

Jingo Bells.

What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas?

cancer

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !