Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.