Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm