What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

How do you blend in at a bald convention?

Chemo-flage

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.