What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.