What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

because the sea weed.

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

How do you blend in at a bald convention?

Chemo-flage

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.