Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Previous Random Joke Next
Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.