Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.