What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

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What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

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Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

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What did the octopus make for desert?

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What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

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