Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
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Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3
Because he couldn't handle his roast
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
My chestnuts are roasting"
Roasting a chicken.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.
H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.
If the planes came from the outside.
Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture
They have no function.
Isaac Newton died a virgin
Take them out their wheelchair.
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
A: They both don't drive tractors.
Very Djently.
It was a child predator.
For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat
Because they're both roasted
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
