What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

What will reddit never know?

Victoria's Secret...

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Roast Chicken Jokes More Roast Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

Time Bomb Jokes More Time Bomb Jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.