What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

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Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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What were the very first straws made of?

ANSWER: Straw.

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Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

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Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!