What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

What's the difference between Botox and Borax?

Two letters.

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What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know?

Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes.

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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What is not the answer to this question?

Not this.

How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

Roast Chicken Jokes More Roast Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

Time Bomb Jokes More Time Bomb Jokes

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!