What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

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Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

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What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons?

Tree fellas

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's