What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's