How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

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Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!