What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing!

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.

Girl Scout Jokes More Girl Scout Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

What's it called when Batman ditches church?

Christian bail.

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

Cookie Crumbs Jokes More Cookie Crumbs Jokes

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.