Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

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Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

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What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

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Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

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What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

How did Kim Kardashian get her hands on Liberace's bath robe?

GrammysRedCarpet

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West?

He was afraid of Chemo-sabe.

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How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East