Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

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Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

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Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King didn't cover his whopper.

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash?

Whites occasionally get inside a colored wash.

What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

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What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'