Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM
A cheesy pickup line
Reptiles.
The US might invade it.
Just Cause
GrammysRedCarpet
Nothing, they've never been together!
Because there's a Target on every corner
A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.
To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.
Oil of Ole'
A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)