West Jokes

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

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Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West?

He was afraid of Chemo-sabe.

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

West Africa Jokes More West Africa Jokes

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

Why do black people from west Africa never go on cruises?

They're not falling for that again.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why are Canadians atheist?

Because they are Eh-theists.

What do you call a Canadian group of racists?

The Ku Kanux Klan.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

What the hell is albatrout?

That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT

Rant Jokes More Rant Jokes

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why did Levi invent such nice trousers?

Because he had good genes.

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.