Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen
It only takes one nail to hang a photo
Because he was framed!
The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.
No one knows it's never happened.
Nitrogen Monoxide
If it's bill withers!
No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.
He's a fungi
Errorist
A mistake
She was shouting for help.
Start shouting Jehovah.
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
An old man yelling at the cloud
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.