Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

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What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

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What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

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What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

What do you call a Muslim who always makes mistakes?

Errorist

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How do you get a Cambodian person to join you?

Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.