Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

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How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ?

A shaggy dogs tale !

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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How do gingers make friends?

No seriously, im getting lonely.

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

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How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

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What is a whale's favorite song?

Shout.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.