How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

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How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized