What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ?

A parson to parson call !

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What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail