What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

Why are men smarter than women?

They have two heads.

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

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What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.

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How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.