What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

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What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

A: Nothing - he'll just return it!

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

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Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(