What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

How are kids like piano keys?

All the black ones are accidentals.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl