What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What do fish do when they have cancer?

Nemotherapy

What does deaf, mute and blind person get for christmas?

Cancer

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!