Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!