Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

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What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty