Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'"

What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Liquid Soap Jokes More Liquid Soap Jokes

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up