Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

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How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

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Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.