How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

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What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.