How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

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Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

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How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.