Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why did the scientist study soda?

Because he was a physicist.

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

Thursday Jokes More Thursday Jokes

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

What's a chiropractor's busiest day?

Throwback Thursday.