Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

Thursday Jokes More Thursday Jokes

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What do the French call a bad Thursday?

A tra-jeudi.