Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Thursday Jokes More Thursday Jokes

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.