What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

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Who makes the best fried chicken?

Crispin Glover.

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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Who can make six figures a year and still be poor?

A toy builder.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.