What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

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What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.