What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )

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What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

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Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

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What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?

The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...