Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables?

In an American nursing home.

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Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

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What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.