Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

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What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

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What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.