Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

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Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

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When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

Tennish

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer