Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

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What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix?

An untenable situation

How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

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How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu