How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.