How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

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How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!