How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

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Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.