How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

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How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.