How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

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How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!