How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

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How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket