What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Women's cross country team and midget geniuses?

The midget geniuses are cunning runts.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do you call an edible ion?

An onion

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !