What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

Why are me and my friends so nosey?

Because we're pry mates.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!