What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

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What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

What do French athletes wear?

Jaques straps

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What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.