What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

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What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece