Whole Foods ME: Hi CLERK: Hello ME: Do you...uh CLERK: Do we what?

ME: Do you have any...uh CLERK: Go on ME: Do you have any Half Foods

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here