Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

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What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

ad homonym

Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.