Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

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What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

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Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it