Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

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What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans?

Que Que Que

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

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What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it