What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

What do you call a greedy Christian?

A moreman.

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When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Why shouldnt you ever have an argument with Mbius?

Because theyre always so one sided!

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.