What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

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What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

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How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.